goes ding when there's stuff

fangirling-with-style:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

superturtle513:

lunaticlycoris:

caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

phemiec:

spookyhouse:

handingoutbricklers:

“Bat-People. What did you expect?”

“if the irrational cannot be excluded, it should be outside the scope of tragedy.”

hm

“And so, good Capulet, which name I tender

As dearly as mine own, be satisfied.”

Oh.

“Doy pena a mis amigos, ciertamente.” - Prometeo Encadenado.

LOLQUÉ

“The doorbell rings at about 10:30 AM.” - ADHD & Me.

…

“There is a story about an Englishman, a Frenchman and a German who are debating the merits of their respective languages.”  
Better get the condoms. 

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”

omg YES!!!!!!!!!!

“There are so many doors to open” Hmmmm

“Braking is easier when you sit properly.”

Wut

(Source: thefuckwouldisaywhatfor)